वोर्द्प्लय

I often say something and then hear it as something totally different, somewhat like verbal encryption. This is how I gain some realisations. Here's a sampling:

original: I'm a UI designer.
transfer: I am a You. ID sign her.

original: 'Cause you've got the tie-die under the black. (referring to the fact that my partner should embrace peaceful values first, war values second)
transfer: the Thai die under the Black. (this may be heavily influenced by my current reading of a detective drama set in Thailand)

original: (old man commenting as I ascended the slopes of mount fuji): may as well just go for it and get to Tibet
translation: get to Thai bet